HAPPY BURN-DAY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! Don’t bother getting him any sexy for his birthday because he’ll just go and bring it back. JT turns 32 today.
All-new Burn, Tuesday at 10:30/9:30c.
Yeah, never gonna happen. Ew.
Another interesting fact: Offering to rub your armpit on a stressed woman’s face so as to “relax her,” rarely goes over well.
Offering to do it so as to “regulate their menstrual cycle” never goes over well.
An entirely female utopian society would also have the same outcomes without smelling like hot garbage was rubbed on my mouth.
Not one positive remark? Am I the only one that loves armpits?
I have no idea wtf I’m doing on here. Seriously.