Posted 1 year ago
comedycentral:

theburntv:

HAPPY BURN-DAY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! Don’t bother getting him any sexy for his birthday because he’ll just go and bring it back. JT turns 32 today.

All-new Burn, Tuesday at 10:30/9:30c.

comedycentral:

theburntv:

HAPPY BURN-DAY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! Don’t bother getting him any sexy for his birthday because he’ll just go and bring it back. JT turns 32 today.

All-new Burn, Tuesday at 10:30/9:30c.

Posted 1 year ago

collegehumor:

15 Unfortunate/Unfortunately Awesome Names [Click for more]

Some people have the worst/best luck.

Posted 1 year ago

collegehumor:

Weird Tortilla Chip Ad

It’s fiesta time. Come to poppa.

Posted 1 year ago
kellyqehudson:

iweartshirts:

jonbershad:

poupak:

did-you-kno:

Source

Yeah, never gonna happen. Ew.

Another interesting fact: Offering to rub your armpit on a stressed woman’s face so as to “relax her,” rarely goes over well.
Offering to do it so as to “regulate their menstrual cycle” never goes over well.

An entirely female utopian society would also have the same outcomes without smelling like hot garbage was rubbed on my mouth.

Not one positive remark? Am I the only one that loves armpits?

kellyqehudson:

iweartshirts:

jonbershad:

poupak:

did-you-kno:

Source

Yeah, never gonna happen. Ew.

Another interesting fact: Offering to rub your armpit on a stressed woman’s face so as to “relax her,” rarely goes over well.

Offering to do it so as to “regulate their menstrual cycle” never goes over well.

An entirely female utopian society would also have the same outcomes without smelling like hot garbage was rubbed on my mouth.

Not one positive remark? Am I the only one that loves armpits?

Posted 3 years ago
For real.

For real.

Posted 3 years ago

Baby

Posted 3 years ago

I don’t know what we’re yelling about!

I have no idea wtf I’m doing on here. Seriously.